10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER

or not

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Number 10:
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9:
Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8:
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.
If you see him not horny,
make him a sandwich.

Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky ...
not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5:
Health extremists are
going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2:
In the 60's,
people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And Number 1
We know exactly where one cow
with Mad-cow-disease
is located among millions
and millions of cows
in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where
millions of illegal immigrants
and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture
in charge .