Sunday, October 19, 2008

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that. (Stolen and reprinted from an email I received. I have no idea who they stole it from.)