The other day, as I finished running several errands, I decided to pick up some lunch. There was a Taco Bell on the corner up ahead and, suddenly a burrito sounded good. I went in and placed my order with the sixteen-year-old counter girl. I was given my receipt and I stepped back to wait for my burritos. As I'm waiting, I glance at the receipt and...
the counter girl had given me the Senior Citizen discount!
Don't know what to say except "when I wasn't paying attention I turned old." Oh, jeez.