NEW HIGHWAY SIGNS

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The Washington Post held a contest for new highway sign suggestions. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/18/AR2006081800635.html) Here are some of the winners:

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REPORT

PHONE-USING DRIVERS

CALL 202-555-3147

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REST STOP CLOSED

CROSS LEGS

NEXT 23 MILES

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WHATEVER YOU DO

DO NOT LOOK IN
YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR

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SHOW US

YOUR HEADLIGHTS

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TUNE RADIO TO AM

FOR POOR

SOUND QUALITY

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KEEP KICKING YOUR

BROTHER -- DAD CAN'T

TURN CAR AROUND

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And my two favorites:

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END ROAD WORK

I MEAN IT.

END IT NOW!

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3 CAR CRASH AHEAD

1 IS FLIPPED

BEST VIEW LEFT LANE