ARRESTED ... OH, YEAH

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NEW CASTLE COUNTY, DELAWARE. A 17-year-old male went to police headquarters to report that his apartment had been burglarized. He was promptly arrested. The police had been investigating a shooting in his area, when they spotted marijuana, cocaine, and $1700 in cash through an open apartment window. They got a search warrant and confiscated the cash and illegal drugs. But they were unable to locate the resident. Unable that is until he walked into the station to report the burglary.

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HAMBURG, GERMANY. Three 17-year-old males were arrested for attempted robbery and assault. They attempted by force to steal the cell phone of 17-year-old Pauli Borchardt as he walked home from a friend’s house one night. Unknown to the three would-be robbers however, Borchardt was an amateur kick-boxing and karate champ. The trio will be taken to jail to await trial as soon as they are released from the hospital.

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JIM THORPE, PENNSYLVANIA. A 25-year-old male has been sentenced to one-to-six months in jail when he showed up drunk for his DUI trial.

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There is also a suspect-at-large in Palm Springs, California, who robbed a bank but didn't put the loot in a bag. On a street near the bank, the cash was found scattered across the neighborhood lawns and sidewalks. Just blowing in the wind.