WANTED DEAD OR ... UH... NEVERMIND

Reported on IMDb :

In Mumbai (Bombay), India, a man has put up a cash reward for the murder of Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code.

Question -- how come this guy didn't offer the bounty while the novel was on the best-seller lists for a year (or was it for two years)?

Answer -- he would've had to have read the book.

Side note: Brown should call Salman Rushdie for pointers on how this type of situation. Geez, every religious group seems to have its share of fanatics and idiots.